kısa kısa.. ve donnie darko.

Bu aralar..

dinlediğim müzik: Donnie Darko Soundtrack (Score + Tracks)(Barış sağolsun)

Kraftwerk’in Computer World’ü ile Autobahn’ı (tamam, klasikler klasiktir ama bence Datarock daha iyi, daha yeni 8)

geçen gün The Descent‘i izledim, iyi bir korku filmiydi ama filmi seyretmek istiyorsanız bu kadarla yetinin, internette vesaire arama yapmayın, hiçbir şey bilmeden izleyince çok daha etkili olacaktır. Filmdeki Shauna Macdonald‘ı, fena halde Sarah Polley‘ye benzettim, bu da böyle ufak bir not olsun.

Bir de dün, ne zamandır elimde tutup da bir türlü izleyemediğim Barış Bayraktar’ın Pamuk Prenses 2‘sini izledim, çok kötü idi ama zevkler tartışılmaz. !f’te de gösterilecekmiş, kötü diyeyim.

WASTE GROUND – LATE AFTERNOON

Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy, that’s all I need.

Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?

Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm.

Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn’t fuck.

Ronald Fisher: That’s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay?

Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Sean Smith: Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?